Prompt: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, “Nah.”
How it all really began
God had been thinking about what His creation would look like for ages. He had studied all the old masters, and seen where they had got things right and where they had gone wrong.
He also knew this was His one and only chance. Mess this up and no one would view Him as a savant. He would instead be viewed as a no one. Nothing. Not even thought of as a hack. He would be forgotten.
“Let’s get started with some light. I’ll need light to see what I’m even doing.”
And so there was light.
“Nope. Too much. Let’s bring some dark over here.”
And then there was dark.
“That’s better. It’s not so blinding anymore. Now, what next? What am I going to put in here to give it some real pizazz?”
God looked around. He was realizing this was going to be more difficult than He had thought. I guess you can be confident and yet have no idea what you’re doing.”
“Ooh. How about something green? I always loved the colour green. So much better than that orange creation Giilgamesh put into his project. How did he even think that would be attractive?”
So God dotted His burgeoning creation with specks of green. He placed some blobs here and there, and coated other regions with vast swaths of green. And He saw that it was acceptable.
Yet, there was still something missing, He felt. The creation needed something a bit more active. It was still far too static.
“I know what I need. I need some living creatures to wander this new creation. Some things that will add movement and activity. But what will give the greatest impact?”
God sat back and thought. He wanted what He was about to add to be both large and visible, but also small and quick. And some of it needed to be not stuck to the ground. He wanted the view to change almost by the second.
His first addition was a massive grey beast, and it walked on four legs. He gave it a long nose, capable of grasping things. For protection from the additions that would come later, God gave the beast thick skin and two long spikes on either side of the nose. And to help it hear better and make it look larger than it was, He granted it giant ears.
“There. That’s wonderful. I cannot believe that creature sprung from my head. Maybe I can actually win this competition to craft the best creation.”
Next up He wanted a bright flash and dash of colour. He decided this creature would spend most of its time not on the ground, instead soaring through what God had decided would be call the ‘sky.’
He gave the creature a slender body, with a hard, bright orange and red protuberance at the front. Its body was mostly black, with a large white section under the protuberance, with two large appendages to help it stay off the ground.
“There. That’s the stuff. That’s even better than that grey thing. I’m getting better at this.”
God continued in this way for days. He added flashes of colour in some places, and hid other living things in others. He even added living things that didn’t move at all, but had the ability to eat those that did. He felt those were His greatest additions to His creation.
His final additions were two hairless creatures of similar yet different forms. The taller of the two was topped with a small patch of brown, and had two small protrusions between its legs. The shorter one was topped with more of the brown that the taller one had, but had no protrusions between its legs. Instead, it had two mounds of the same hairless flesh on the front of its torso.
God took a long, hard look at His final additions.
“This is good.”