2011 NHL Playoffs – Stanley Cup Final Recap

Well, that never happened.

The newspapers will tell you Boston in 7 is what happened. Which means my prediction of Vancouver in 6 was wrong. Which also means I went an embarrassing 9-6 in my predictions.

But here’s what really happened. No one won the 2011 Stanley Cup.

That’s right. No one.

I refuse to recognize a Stanley Cup champion that employs an attempted murderer. You know who I mean.

As such, the 2011 Stanley Cup remains unawarded in perpetuity.

That is all.